Trash TV

I am the one who changes the channel

TRASH TV / GIRL: If all we HAVE is garbage ANNOUNCER: For our next match / GIRL: What else can we imagine? ANNOUNCER: Humanity! CAT: That’s us! / [Cat and Girl enter the wrestling ring] ANNOUNCER: Versus the boot that stamps on their face forever / [a giant boot descends] CAT: Do you ever think GIRL: Losing is our natural state / CAT: The match is rigged? GIRL: That’s why winners / GIRL: Are so WEIRD CAT: Or do we determine our OWN fate? / CAT: I’m making an EEL TURN! / Cat: And returning to the Sargasso Sea

Does anyone there miss us?