Dyatlov Pass

or Dyatlov fail

Author

Dorothy
June 25, 2024

Girl: Nothing strange ever happens. Cat: There are strange things happening every day! / Girl: Everything can be explained Cat: Sometimes I find quarters in the couch / Girl: It’s a consequence of a consequence of a consequence Cat: Sometimes I find fish! / Girl: But most people can’t comprehend that Cat: I don’t even know where that couch came from / Girl: But I’ve got what they call Cat: Sometimes I wake up / Girl: A DYATLOV PASS Cat: and my head is in its mouth / Girl: I have mastered the ancient holistic practice of finding everything TOTALLY BORING / Cat: I’m beginning to think it’s not a couch