Ancestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Paging all spirits, paging all spirits

Author

Dorothy
June 18, 2024

[A seance] Cat: Hello? / Cat: Hello? Girl: The DUMBEST part of a seance / Cat: Is anyone there? Girl: is the assumption that the dead are just hanging around waiting for us to call Cat: Let me try Napoleon / Girl: We thought the earth was the center of the universe - and we were wrong! [Cat raps on the table] KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK / Girl: We thought the sun was the center of the universe - and we were wrong! Cat: Maybe the table is broken / Girl: We thought our galaxy was the center of the universe - AND WE WERE WRONG! [Cat wiggles the table] wiggle wiggle / Girl: So now you tell me - that the LIVING are central - and the DEAD just circle around us- Cat: seems fine / Girl: and you expect me to BELIEVE it? Boy: Try calling your family / Girl: I want to so bad. Cat: They NEVER had time for me.